1. hoyneriver:

    Tommy Lasorda’s opinion of Dave Kingman’s performance:

    What the fuck do you think my opinion is? I think it was fucking horseshit … Opinion of his performance? Jesus Christ he beat us with three fucking home runs … 

    (h/t jordan jesse go)

  2. xyloart:

    Making some ceramic rocket medallions for the grab bags for max fun con. :9 not sure if I’ll glaze them the exact maxfun colors or take some liberties.

    Xyloart delivers again.

  3. Don’t you DARE come into Madison Bumgarner’s dojo and play like he doesn’t know karate.

    WHAPOW! KNOCKOUT!

  4. This is a fucking great Ice-T song that Noz recommends on next week’s Bullseye.

  5. The First Top Ten List: Top Ten Words That Almost Rhyme with “Peas”

    10. Heats
    9. Rice
    8. Moss
    7. Ties
    6. Needs
    5. Lens
    4. Ice
    3. Nurse
    2. Leaks

    1. Meats

  6. jordanmorris:

Jordan Jesse Go! and Stop Podcasting Yourself LIVE in the Pacific Northwest!
April 25th - Portland
April 26th - Seattle
Special guests at EACH SHOW!  Come on out!  Reblog if you’re coming!

    jordanmorris:

    Jordan Jesse Go! and Stop Podcasting Yourself LIVE in the Pacific Northwest!

    April 25th - Portland

    April 26th - Seattle

    Special guests at EACH SHOW!  Come on out!  Reblog if you’re coming!

  7. Russell Simmons, Getting Off A Plane in the Netherlands with Kurtis Blow, 1979

    • Dutch Label Guy: How are you, Mr. Simmons?
    • Russell Simmons: Who the fuck is Mr. Simmons? I'm Rush.
    • Dutch Label Guy: Can I get you anything, Mr. Simmons?
    • Russell Simmons: Yeah. Some cocaine, and some pussy.
    • Dutch Label Guy: No problem.
    • Seriously, go to Maximumfun.org right now, click on Bullseye and listen to my interview with Russell Simmons.
  8. Of course I have Carribean-specific evening clothes. I’m not an animal.
Want to see them? Join me (and twelve thousand awesome entertainers) at boatparty.biz in July.

    Of course I have Carribean-specific evening clothes. I’m not an animal.

    Want to see them? Join me (and twelve thousand awesome entertainers) at boatparty.biz in July.

  9. FIRST COUPLE

  10. This is my pal Nadia Kamil in a music video featuring my pal Josie Long as a sexy (but practical) pap smear nurse. It was directed by my pal Ben Harrison and is both hilarious and informative.

  11. SHOUT OUT TO HAROLD BAINES

    SHOUT OUT TO HAROLD BAINES

  12. jordanmorris:

    Game of Thrones Deleted Scene:  The Greatest Challenge in All of Westeros

    I wrote this Game of Thrones sketch!  It was animated by Dan Henrick and produced by Rebecca O’Malley.  Voice work by Meghan Parks, David Neher, Joe Hartzler and Jesse Thorn.  Watch!  Reblog please!

  13. From Late Night with David Letterman, 1983: The Late Night Anthem

    "It’s a whole new generation /

    Who’re willing to say yes /

    it’s soups and stews /

    a wall of shoes /

    a thing called happiness.”

  14. To be honest, I don’t even know what the premise of this sketch from last week’s SNL is. But I sure enjoyed it.

  15. In this sketch, a boss (high status) acts like a baby (low status). WORKS LIKE A CHARM.