1. Dave Hill’s Tasteful Nudes: The Music Video

    Went to a great private book reading by Mr. Hill, featuring Electronica’s Moby at a friend’s house last night. It was great and I ate a shitload of scallops. Seriously, there was just a guy with a tray of scallops and I was all, “I can have more?” and he’s all, “Sure.” And I’m all “What do I owe you?” and he’s all “Nothing.” And I was like “MORE SCALLOPS PLEASE.”

    Anyway, Dave Hill is the best.