1. This is the kind of important information that you should not ignore.
areasofmyexpertise:

FIRST OF ALL:
The PAPERBACK edition of THAT IS ALL will be released on OCTOBER 2 OF 2012. But you may pre-order THUSLY: 
AMAZON
BARNES & NOBLE
Or at your local bookseller. 
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SECOND OF ALL: 
Also on October 2, the paperback edition of THAT IS ALL shall also be made available as part of a special COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE BOXED SET, which set shall also include my previous books of fascinating fake trivia and made up true facts THE AREAS OF MY EXPERTISE and MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU REQUIRE—all wrapped up in a protective, RAGNAROK PROOF box. 
Speaking of LOCAL BOOKSELLERS, this box set is already available for pre-order via my old friends at 
BROOKLINE BOOKSMITH
BOOK PEOPLE
THE ELLIOTT BAY BOOK COMPANY
and 
POWELL’S 
PLEASE NOTE THAT I HAVE DEFACED MANY OF THESE SETS WITH INK.
Specifically, I have signed and numbered the first 666 of them. And many many more have been otherwise marked with a MYSTERIOUS SYMBOL, all by my own hand. 
These SPECIALLY-DEFACED BOXED SET EDITIONS have been scattered across the land, like golden tickets in chocolate bars. I hope you find one or two, because when I spent 11 painful hours signing them all, I WAS THINKING OF YOU

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THIRD OF ALL:

That is all. 

    This is the kind of important information that you should not ignore.

    areasofmyexpertise:

    FIRST OF ALL:

    The PAPERBACK edition of THAT IS ALL will be released on OCTOBER 2 OF 2012. But you may pre-order THUSLY: 

    AMAZON

    BARNES & NOBLE

    Or at your local bookseller. 

    ***

    SECOND OF ALL: 

    Also on October 2, the paperback edition of THAT IS ALL shall also be made available as part of a special COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE BOXED SET, which set shall also include my previous books of fascinating fake trivia and made up true facts THE AREAS OF MY EXPERTISE and MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU REQUIRE—all wrapped up in a protective, RAGNAROK PROOF box. 

    Speaking of LOCAL BOOKSELLERS, this box set is already available for pre-order via my old friends at 

    BROOKLINE BOOKSMITH

    BOOK PEOPLE

    THE ELLIOTT BAY BOOK COMPANY

    and 

    POWELL’S 

    PLEASE NOTE THAT I HAVE DEFACED MANY OF THESE SETS WITH INK.

    Specifically, I have signed and numbered the first 666 of them. And many many more have been otherwise marked with a MYSTERIOUS SYMBOL, all by my own hand. 

    These SPECIALLY-DEFACED BOXED SET EDITIONS have been scattered across the land, like golden tickets in chocolate bars. I hope you find one or two, because when I spent 11 painful hours signing them all, I WAS THINKING OF YOU

    ***
    THIRD OF ALL:
    That is all.